Mech Pilot who wwwwwwwWWAAAAOOOOOWWWWwww wwwwwwwWWAAAAOOOOOWWWWwww wwwwwwwWWAAAAOOOOOWWWWwww
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The captain pressed her fingers into her temples and peered into her cup of coffee.
"Captain-"
"No."
"If I could just-"
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The captain flinched at the radio static.
"Just what, ensign? Just explain to me why one of my pilots is currently orbiting the planet at a rate of- What's she clocking in at? Three revolutions per minute?"
"Appro-"
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"... Approximately, captain" Chirped a science officer.
"Slight miscalculation with the thrusters, captain."
"SLIGHT? A SLIGHT miscalculation? For- How do you expect us to get her back, dammit?"
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"Oh, she has plenty of fuel. She should be able to cancel out her momentum whenever she wants, and then retrieval will be trivial."
The captain sighed and took a long sip of coffee.
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"Dismissed, ensign."