Late 20s tgirl. Elf ear pervert. Some say hemipenis girl. Writing mostly original F/F. Stories will frequently be horny so if you're under 18 you're getting blocked.



Making-up-Mech-Pilots
@Making-up-Mech-Pilots

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SpectreWrites
@SpectreWrites

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The captain pressed her fingers into her temples and peered into her cup of coffee.

"Captain-"

"No."

"If I could just-"

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The captain flinched at the radio static.

"Just what, ensign? Just explain to me why one of my pilots is currently orbiting the planet at a rate of- What's she clocking in at? Three revolutions per minute?"

"Appro-"

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"... Approximately, captain" Chirped a science officer.

"Slight miscalculation with the thrusters, captain."

"SLIGHT? A SLIGHT miscalculation? For- How do you expect us to get her back, dammit?"

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"Oh, she has plenty of fuel. She should be able to cancel out her momentum whenever she wants, and then retrieval will be trivial."

The captain sighed and took a long sip of coffee.

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"Dismissed, ensign."


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