Late 20s tgirl. Elf ear pervert. Some say hemipenis girl. Writing mostly original F/F. Stories will frequently be horny so if you're under 18 you're getting blocked.
I know the compulsive counting thing isn't the most popular bit of traditional vampire superstition, but it's right there! and the whole ritualised kink counting thing is right there! and [smooshing-together gesture]!
(I was definitely thinking of the vampires counting thing when I made the prompt)
... so um i was thinking about Sesame Street the whole time tbh sorry
fr the power dynamics of a super-powered murder-monster like a vampire being submissive are just chefs kiss
it's like taking a lion and making them into a housecat