just saw someone describe harrowhark nonagesimus as a shortstack
girl where is the stack. she's just short. that's a stick. that's bones. zero ass or tits on that thing.
There is no pancake to harrowhark nonagesimus
there is no cake at all
she has completely denied herself cake even on birthdays
harrowhark is a mostly-eaten tootsie pop
just enough shape to let you know that something might be there, in a universe where she was still sweet
I'm deeply affectionate for the woman but that involves holding respect for her actual, wet-rat, scragglegremlin frame!