Late 20s tgirl. Elf ear pervert. Some say hemipenis girl. Writing mostly original F/F. Stories will frequently be horny so if you're under 18 you're getting blocked.



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Adelaide gets up from the cryopod groggy and in need of coffee. In the corridor, she stretches, trying to clear out the stasis stiffness. She laces her fingers together, raises her hands to the ceiling, and lets out a squawk of surprise that is only slightly undignified when something grabs them both. She yanks them down and whirls to see Jester sprawled across the ceiling like a gecko.

"What the fuck, Jester?"

"Well what am I supposed to do when a pretty girl offers me her hands? I can't just leave my Princess hanging, now can I?"

Adelaide decides that the red creeping up her cheeks is anger. "Goddamn it, Jester, how many times-"

"Thirty-seven."

Adelaide pauses. "Pardon?"

"Thirty-seven. Ask me not to call you Princess thirty-seven more times and I'll stop. Don't worry, I'll keep track." She flips herself over backwards in a gravity-inverted handstand, scuttles to the doorframe, then hangs from it by her feet like a monkey. "Here, for you, Princess!"

Adelaide, not really awake enough for the combination of antics, focuses on the thing in Jester's hand. "Is that a rose? Where the hell did you get a rose?"

"Ask me not whence the flowers of springtime grow," She falls to the floor and rolls forward, popping to her feet in front of Adelaide, and presses the flower into her hands. "They grow for thee! Or something like that, anyway. Enjoy the flower, oh sweetest rose. I need to EVA and check for hull cracks. Don't wait up!"

Adelaide is left speechless and even redder as she watches Jester leave, slapping on a helmet in the airlock that clips into her spinal ports. The airlock cycles, and Jester grins at her as she flips out of sight, just as Adelaide hears a roar from behind her.

"JESTEEERRRRR! I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK WITH MY ROSEBUSH! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!"


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