Late 20s tgirl. Elf ear pervert. Some say hemipenis girl. Writing mostly original F/F. Stories will frequently be horny so if you're under 18 you're getting blocked.
"i woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. this happens all the time, it's detachable." - john s. hall, 1992
returning home dejectedly, hat in hand, as I see someone already made the king missile joke in the comments