Late 20s tgirl. Elf ear pervert. Some say hemipenis girl. Writing mostly original F/F. Stories will frequently be horny so if you're under 18 you're getting blocked.



Anonymous User asked:

which of the april fools trio is in misery, which is eating reeses puffs, and which saves dick by giving it cpr?

......... I'll get back to you when the month is over because right now i couldn't say

If i have to pick i think that the knight is in misery but the queen isn't overtly horny or goofy enough to fit into one of the other spots, while the fool is not only horny and goofy enough but also miserable



SpectreWrites
@SpectreWrites

no other studio would have the lead writer come out and say "yeah you know the main character of fallout 4? he's actually this guy laughing at a war crime in the fallout 1 intro! same person! follow for more epic gamer easter eggs!"

and then four hours later go "oh people aren't clapping at the reference. they are in fact calling him a war criminal. don't worry i'm now deciding it's not canon actually."

just

nobody does it like them


SpectreWrites
@SpectreWrites

He had been through hell... Everyday was another unknown horror. This was one of them

me looking at a BRAVE AMERICAN TROOP #ENLIST laughing as his buddy executes an unarmed man

everyone should write, the bar is fucking underground