IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A NEW MOUNT THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH SHMUCK TO COME TO BIG VULP'S VOL'DUN MOUNTS!
BAD DEALS! MOUNTS THAT DIE! THIEVES! IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA FIND A DEAL AT BIG VULP'S, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!
IT'S OUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT! GUARANTEED! IF YOU FIND A BETTER DEAL, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY SNAKE ASS!! YOU HEARD US RIGHT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY SNAKE ASS!
BRING YOUR TRADE, BRING YOUR GOLD, BRING YOUR VULPERA SLAVES! WE'LL FUCK HER! THAT'S RIGHT, WE'LL FUCK YOUR VULPERA SLAVES! BECAUSE AT BIG VULPS VOL'DUNS YOU'RE FUCKED SIX WAYS TO SUNDAY. TAKE A HIKE TO BIG VULP'S VOLDUN MOUNTS, HOME OF CHALLENGE CASTING
HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN CAST FLAMESTRIKE AND NOT GET SET ALIGHT, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT!
DON'T WAIT
DON'T DELAY
DON'T FUCK WITH US, OR WE'LL RIP YOUR TAIL OFF
ONLY AT BIG VULP'S VOL'DUN MOUNTS; THE ONLY MOUNT DEALER THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF! HURRY UP ASSHOLE, THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE AFTER YOU SEND US A TRADE, AND IT BETTER NOT GET CANCELLED, OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER
GO TO HELL, BIG VULP'S VOL'DUN MOUNTS: VOL'DUN'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS OF BITCHES ON THE ISLAND OF ZANDALAR, GUARANTEED