Me: ough, something is really not right with my side, I should see about using that student health care I paid my tuition for so a) i don't rack up massive charges for using out-of-network health services and b) I can actually get myself to the place
University health site: Hold on there buddy! Gonna need you to fill out like 4 forms and also update your immunization history (except we already have it, and the specific part of it that we're complaining about is clearly entered, but just Fix That Please thanks) before you can schedule an appointment
Me: ...I'll just go to bed then and hope it gets better Soon™