One of my favorite things about going to the eye doctor is fighting them tooth and nail to give me my pupillary distance — which isn't supposed to change after adulthood, but as someone with both a lazy eye AND astigmatism, mine do.
But every time you try to get an eye doctor to give you the number, they react like you're trying to literally steal money out of their pocket.
This ain't a monogamous relationship, baby. I get my glasses from who I want, when I want. Just because I'm getting my glasses from you today doesn't mean you're the only one I ever want to get glasses from!
