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Hi? I'm a furry who likes making games.
Oh what a surprise! The furry likes computers! Maybe I'll post some devlogs here at some point, but I have to make something I can show first!
YES!! If it's safe enough for Target execs, then we have failed!!
It's not a Target dog without ptsd. Need some real trauma. This is Target, after all.
An easy target for smut is to take the whole bollard. Sponson it up and get stuck outside a Target on the big red ball. Marketting should run screaming from that.
you know why he's called Target? Because they let all the other mascots practice their aim on her face, that's why. That dog LOVES an aggressive facial.