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Sullivan
@Sullivan

hey remember in Star Trek Discovery when Saru got Chad Disease. Remember that saru from star trek discovery with his shirt off in sickbay


Sullivan
@Sullivan

so saru in discovery is from a "pussy species". They have natural anxiety cause they were evolved to be hunted and eaten by alien gods. Its a great angle for a new type of Neurodivergent Alien Buddy for Star Trek and doug jones, america's greatest Creature, is easily the best part of the show in those awful early seasons of DSC.

Anyway, we learn that they're only told they all die when they turn 30 but its not true. They get sick and have to go to Alien God Hospital to drift away peacefully but actually the aliens eat them or something. I think they turn them into juice?? So saru thinks hes dying, but then it turns out the aliens were eating his species because being a nervous little wimp is actually just a STAGE in their life cycle after which they become like fucking ceiling-crawler badasses who shoot spikes and shit. They enter the Chad Stage of the Kelpian lifecycle.

So suddenly saru is hardly able to restrain his like Alpha Tendencies and whenever the ship is in a tense situation Saru is like GRR...ARGGGHH...CAPTAIN WE SHOULD FUCKING OPEN FIRE ON THESE RATS!!! but it seems like the writers realized we liked saru better when he was an annoying little nerd so he settled back down. Which is good cause he never would have landed the president of Vulcan by running around like the fucking xenomorph


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