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posts from @Sullivan tagged #columbo

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COLUMBO: Ahhh...something's just been botherin' me...

CERSEI: Please, indulge me.

COLUMBO: It's probably nothing... It's just that... Well, every Baratheon child has been black of hair, but your son Joffrey is golden-headed - just like you and your brother. (putting hands up to clarify) Jaime, that is. Isn't that unusual?

CERSEI: ...I'm sure I don't know what you mean, lieutenant.

COLUMBO: (smacking forehead parodically) Ah, neither do I! I must've had too much milk of the poppy! Like your late husband,



COLUMBO: "It STILL doesn't explain his bruises."

KILLER: "Oh now I recall! Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something meaningless. I think it had to do with a movie. Then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people with “Down with C