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Sullivan
@Sullivan

HERE'S A LOOK AT A STAR TREK: DS9 REVIVAL IF IT WAS WRITTEN BY THE STAR TREK: PICARD TEAM:

MORN: (speaking for first time ever) Sisko...you crazy son of a bitch. You're the only one who can stop the bad guys now...tell quark im sorry i couldn't close my tab. (Jumps into the lava wall to sort of push the lava back while our heroes slowly climb up a melting ladder that the wide angle didn't show you so you weren't initially sure why the lava was a problem)

O'BRIEN: (directed to act completely unlike hes ever behaved in the entire history of the franchise) FUUUUUUCK!!! NOOOOOO! MORN!!!!! NO!!!!!



thecatamites
@thecatamites

hey, i'm playing a videogame. whatta rush. i move north through a corridor. i find a room. there's a turtle in it! i try talking to the turtle. it says, "nice day". i agree with the turtle. it moves away. i give gold to the turtle. it refuses! it's not so cheap. it moves away. i move away. we're on opposite corners of the room now. it says, "if you've a magic token, go to level 41". ah, a clue. an offer of peace. finally we're friends. i move closer to the turtle. it rotates to face me. i give it an egg. it accepts! "eggs are my favourite." i give it a plaster statue of a horse. it refuses but says "d-don't think you can get me like that!" the stammer is a clue. i offer it another egg. "it's too many. i'm dying." quickly i apply medicine herb. "thank you. if you want to buy weapons you can come to my store." the turtle becomes a tiny house shaped like a turtleshell. i climb inside and the turtle is there behind a desk. the shelf behind says KNIFE 100 PKNIFE 140 BKNIFE 3400. i interact with the turtle. "sigh! business is slow." it's true intimacy, an oasis in the desert! eventually i leave, pledging never to forget. who knew that a world of mystery and imagination was so close, right inside my computer. remembering the turtle's words i head to level 41. a wolfman attacks me and kills me utterly in one hit.


Sullivan
@Sullivan

genuinely one of the best posts of all time imo