you can actually do this with Cohost eXtreme® Premium!
begone, idiot

Emissary from Hell. Bunnygirl Byzantinist. My evolution is faster than light. Call me Cat.
you can actually do this with Cohost eXtreme® Premium!
smite button leaves only the recipients two smoking boots and the scorch mark surrounding it (comical)
i finally figured out how to embed an image in a comment so here, this was actually direct inspiration for this chost:

Even in the death throes of this site this post still gives me notifications. This is not a complaint.