SuperBiasedGary

Guy who thinks you've never heard this before: April Fools is a fake holiday anyway. It was invented by the greeting card companies to trick companies into making fake PR stunts, so they'd have to buy millions of "Im sowwy" cards to send all their customers. The real holiday was originally April Jests, a day when everyone was supposed to read Infinite Jest cover to cover in a day. It never took off (because of the corporate appropriation), but I like to still honour the real tradition. I have spare copies of the book if you'd like one...