My friends: You sleep just flat on your back with your arms at your sides? That's so funny, you're like a dracula.
Me out loud: Ha ha, yeah.
Me in my head:


I make visual novels! Also play them sometimes. Wish I had time for more of both. I also do a podcast and LPs, because I don't know how to stop myself.
My friends: You sleep just flat on your back with your arms at your sides? That's so funny, you're like a dracula.
Me out loud: Ha ha, yeah.
Me in my head:

damn i can never tell anyone i have a cpap machine that enforces this position. mandatory dracula
Mandatory Dracula is definitely my favourite Castlevania villain, she's a total loser. <3