Jeeves (enamored): "Sire, that new outfit-"
Emperor (clueless): "Aha, you noticed! I must look quite queer to you Jeeves. For you see, only homosexuals can see these special new clothes! To a straight man like yourself, I must appear completely nude! What a gas, eh?"
Jeeves (sweating and averting his gaze from the extravagant clothes): "Yes. Yes indeed sire."
