Sylvette

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posts from @Sylvette tagged #water

also:

i swear to crhist i fucking hate water so much. its bullshit. i wasd just dragging around a small tote full of water as one does while trying to avoid spilling the fucking thing and the waters just going woowiowiwiww in the goddamn thing the whole time as im just very slowly fucking dragging it but i manage to only spill a tiny amount while going over a small bump which i was doing as CAREFULLY AS POSSIBLE (bitch water). but then right as ive got the tote in my room the water is REALLy wowiowiowiwing so i pause for a moment to let it settle. then i give it a tap. the smallest fucking push ever. and suddenly the water decides now is the perfect time to fucking spill all over the goddamn floor. i fucking hate water


 
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