Sad Wet Dog Story Author

waiting in the preboard line there was an older dude eyeing me and i could tell he was thinking "why does this person get this special privilege." on a lark, while we were in the jetway i said aloud to futon "i'm SO glad tiktok influencers get to preboard for free now" and this dude's head whipped around instantly and he focused on me with the craziest mix of anger and confusion for half a second lmfao