Pears are just shitty apples someone gaslit our parents into liking

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Pears are just shitty apples someone gaslit our parents into liking
i mean they're turned to borderline mush and suspended in sugar syrup, it's difficult for a fruit to suck in those conditions
i'm sure it's not impossible but now i want canned pears
Fresh pears suck. but like. a fresh pear cut up and put into a galette, with goat cheese and a simple syrup? some walnuts or pecans on top? thats the good shit.