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@Syntax-Takes

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Mid-20s pastyfaced transfem
manifesting online as a 🦓ZebraDragon🐉
writing about horny queer things,
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Sad Wet Dog Story Author @Syntax-Takes11/12/2023, 7:09 PM

Kobolds cutting off whatever their dragon is thinking about/doing/saying by aiming a laser pointer at the wall/floor nearby, making their dragon’s predator instincts kick in so they crash into it at mach 1

#dragonposting

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Mica "Got That Dog In Her" Kobold @SapphicScythe11/12/2023, 7:44 PM

we cannot be held accountable for our actions on account of being a species comprised entirely of Just Little Guys You Wouldn't Hurt A Little Guy Would You C'mon Its Our Collective Birthdays

Sad Wet Dog Story Author @Syntax-Takes11/12/2023, 8:16 PM

Every day is AT LEAST ONE KOBOLD'S birthday, nyaturally

Zhe Morgan Formerly Known as Gracie @GracieGrace11/12/2023, 9:07 PM

This is why I am no longer allowed into Ikea

Sad Wet Dog Story Author @Syntax-Takes11/12/2023, 9:10 PM

I'll ransack as many ikeas as it takes to deprive the entire U.S. of swedish meatballs, swedish furniture, and swedes

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