Student body president standing in front of a team of volunteers tirelessly painting an alley: "We went with a punisher logo made out of naked ladies, reminiscent of the cover art for Silence of the Lambs, because we wanted to show that no matter who you are or where you came from, you are welcome here."
I wrote this joke after eating a slice of pizza in a place called "rainbow alley" that's emblazoned with the Ukrainian trident.
This is a huge development for the bootlickers and lesbian caucus
(The joke here, dear reader, is that bootlickers and lesbians are outgroups from one another typically blows u a kiss)