Desktop??? Laptop??
Extend this naming convention and call smartphones handtops, or perish, you fucking cowards.

Nonbinary transfemme commie goth programmer (Yes I know I'm a stereotype)
I'm dark fighting type, so according to the pokemon type chart my elemental weaknesses are: Fighting, Flying, and Fairy
Desktop??? Laptop??
Extend this naming convention and call smartphones handtops, or perish, you fucking cowards.