I don't need sex, I need to be liquefied and poured into a Creepy Crawlers™ playset mold so that I can live my dream as a technicolor rubber scorpion

Nonbinary transfemme commie goth programmer (Yes I know I'm a stereotype)
I'm dark fighting type, so according to the pokemon type chart my elemental weaknesses are: Fighting, Flying, and Fairy
I don't need sex, I need to be liquefied and poured into a Creepy Crawlers™ playset mold so that I can live my dream as a technicolor rubber scorpion