"Cards in hand?"
"Five"
"Cards in graveyard?"
"Uhh, hang on .... 10?"
"Number of tapped lands?"
"Uh.. 3?"
"Number of untapped lands?"
"........ 5"
"Total number of lands?"
"I mean just add them together.... Fine, eight"
"Astrological sign?"
"Pisces???"
"Birthstone?"
"Why do you ... Aquamarine"
"Do you have a good relationship with your mother?"
"I mean, we talk regularly, I guess"
"Height?"
"Six foot????"
"Dating status?"
"............single."
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"Cards in library?"
"Oh FUCK off"
Teeth pwease UwU
- They/Them
- podgoblin.cool/
Nonbinary transfemme commie goth programmer (Yes I know I'm a stereotype)
I'm dark fighting type, so according to the pokemon type chart my elemental weaknesses are: Fighting, Flying, and Fairy
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