may turn this into part of the website but then realized it could make for a really good post
i get plenty of weird dreams that can be described as just "random bullshit go" but sometimes they can be pretty consistent.
now i write these based on notes i make on my phone's notes app as soon as i wake up to make sure i don't forget any details, but sometimes uh, shit happens and i end up forgetting it all. so bear with me here
E3's Return... somehow, featuring Nintendo.
So, as the title says, E3 (which is called EVO as this dream goes for some reason) returned and the first event was Nintendo's, which had a pretty interesting series of games (nothing about the Switch Pro).
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Dedede's Drum Dash Deluxe getting a Switch port.
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Hugo 1 & 2 GBC going to the NSO
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Medievil 3 & 4 (they were called Landing Zone in the dream for some reason)
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Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland DX.
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An original 2D puzzle game about chickens throwing things at fires to turn them off. This one was mocked in social media apparently.
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New Splatoon season with focus on more game modes.
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Mother 1 + Mother 2 (no Mother 3)
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Yakuza 5 (only Yakuza 5, footage of the final boss being shown)
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An original brawler that plays like Yakuza.
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Limbus Company with it's own event and a completely original envy boss.
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Another Kirby game that went by a codename that made fans really excited, barely awake me theorized that it was that cancelled Kirby Gamecube game
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A fighting game styled after the Game Boy Color
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Smash 64 for the NSO, Fighting Polygon Team was shown.
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Plenty of Game Boy Color games made it to NSO, can't remember specifics, possibly one of them was Duke Nukem, but I really can't recall.
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The final game was apparently Make a Good Mega Man Level 3 (Mega Man fangame), which had one of the robot masters from that game as the protagonist of a level called "Treasure Man vs. Everyone." that apparently was for a DLC of sorts, and the trailer had a shitty karaoke segment of an anime intro with Mega Man 2 instruments.
And the event was introduced by a Mario Suit, the dream's POV being that of the person under the suit playing Mario, and a popular actress whose name I cannot recall was also with Mario introducing the games. One of the questions in a supposed interview was why was Mario hot and that made Mario laugh in a cute manner for a minute. (This in-character.)
Then, after seeing John Kramer (from the Saw series)' reaction to this interview, I seemingly wake up, finding out that as that dream event happened, an actual event happened, and then I try to write down the games from that event indepth, but then I was thrown into a youtube kinda sketch where I knew too much and then a sitcom with John Kramer reacting to the event, and then I woke up again, to then post about the event, to where people told me that I saw the good future, as an actual event took place but the games shown were complete dogshit.
But then, I woke up again! This time for real, and that was when I started making the list I'm using right now, but it was 5 am so I fell asleep again to have an unrelated dream I really can't remember, to then I woke up freaking out thinking I hadn't written said list.
And here I am now! Funny thing is that as I was sleeping, an actual event took place, that being the RGG Summit of all things. This was, possibly my wildest dream in a while due to how many sub-dreams I had within that same dream.
And if any of these turns to be real in like, an actual Nintendo Direct uh... you are welcome?
I don't know lol.
