I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie boots
The last one to boots
The last one to boots
I was the last one you thought you'd see boots

I'm Talen! I make videos and articles and games and graphic designs and guides and messes and encouragement. Chances are you can find anything I do on my blog. I like it when you comment on my things, so please do!
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie boots
The last one to boots
The last one to boots
I was the last one you thought you'd see boots
Okay but this specific corruption of this song has haunted me for most of the last twenty five or so years