TalenLee

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I'm Talen! I make videos and articles and games and graphic designs and guides and messes and encouragement. Chances are you can find anything I do on my blog. I like it when you comment on my things, so please do!


DecayWTF
@DecayWTF

MAGNUS CARLSEN: (Plays the German Gape Opening by moving one pawn)
OTHER GUY: (Stares at the board like he's trying to burn a hole in it with his mind for a full minute) I resign.
(Screaming, crying, champagne bottles popping, people having sex in the audience)


DecayWTF
@DecayWTF

HIKARU NAKAMURA: (Plays the Idiot Dipshit Opening, What The Fuck Are You Doing Variation)
MAGNUS CARLSEN: (Laughs, responds with the Pathetic Defense For Losers That Never Works)
HIKARU NAKAMURA: (Laughs)
(Thirty solid hours of the most intense combat anyone has ever seen. Dragons circle in the sky above the venue. The sun is eclipsed.)


TalenLee
@TalenLee

the only other thing is when someone gets magnus into the end game and you watch literally a hundred turns of kings wobbling back and forth as Magnus Fails To Make A Mistake until the opponent's brain melts out their ear


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