MAGNUS CARLSEN: (Plays the German Gape Opening by moving one pawn)
OTHER GUY: (Stares at the board like he's trying to burn a hole in it with his mind for a full minute) I resign.
(Screaming, crying, champagne bottles popping, people having sex in the audience)
HIKARU NAKAMURA: (Plays the Idiot Dipshit Opening, What The Fuck Are You Doing Variation)
MAGNUS CARLSEN: (Laughs, responds with the Pathetic Defense For Losers That Never Works)
HIKARU NAKAMURA: (Laughs)
(Thirty solid hours of the most intense combat anyone has ever seen. Dragons circle in the sky above the venue. The sun is eclipsed.)
the only other thing is when someone gets magnus into the end game and you watch literally a hundred turns of kings wobbling back and forth as Magnus Fails To Make A Mistake until the opponent's brain melts out their ear
