first of all there are a lot of these listings from people who promise to sell you spells for hundreds of dollars. They promise literal actual time travel:
Time travel power spell awakens your ability to physically time travel into any point in the past or future and staying there for as long as you like.
Your will be able to time travel up to 10 times per day.
You can bring small items there and back with you but you can not bring other people.About me: My name is Julian Sage and I’m an Egyptian sorcerer practicing ancient Egyptian and Goetia magic since I was 10 years old. My mother was a witch and my father was a healer, together they taught me the arts from a young age so that I can grow to benefit others and I am here fulfilling their wish. My goal is to bring balance to this world and help those in search of help.
What is required:
Once the order is placed, make sure to message me the target name(s) and picture(s). Nothing else is required on your side. Your ritual will start within 24-72 hours. Please submit the required information and await my message.
Imagine if LARPers could charge triple digits for an event.
Anyway, there are product reviews, like these 5 stars:
I’m impressed by Sage’s fast response and service. He gives you helpful information and instructions about the spell casted on you. I have a good feeling that I’ll reap the benefits after some time passes.
Very great service! I'm excited to see the results!
I definitely feel more confident and feel others are treating me with more respect! People always show me more admiration and love with this spell! It does boost your aura in the universe and makes people see you for the queen you truly are! Sage is a magician he does such a great magic effect I recommend this shop!
And there's this 1 star:
No help what so ever and lied Gave me an incantation with no language literally just missed spelled words then told me it’s ok if I mispronounce the words. He promised me guaranteed results and lied.
Etsy is a place people can exchange money for products of entirely hypothetical value and the result is that it is a place for lying bliking grifter scum, who because they are taking money from silly people, we're pretty okay with. Whereas if I try to charge someone $500 for a session of Blades in the Dark that I don't even have to do, I'm the asshole