Tanuki-Computing

Tanuki-loving Tanuki Shill

@Tanuki-Computing

♥Be the Freak you want to see♥

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☙Mid twenties, 🇩🇪, White, Bi, Enby, English second language, autistic, actual Tanuki❧.

☛18+ Only☚. Will be horny on main.

If there’s a post of mine, that you think is missing a tag— don’t hesitate to ask 😊

Also running the account “SuperSonicoOfficial”

Pfp sprites taken from here♥.
“Pathetic Man lover” blinkie by @CosmicRot
“Twink Lover” blinkie by @pdf
Xenia button taken from here
Button sources— 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

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A red square. Xenia the Linux fox’s face is seen on the left, next to her is the text: “Powered by LINUX”A gif of a shark swimming quickly around a hamburger. The word “Borgor” is written at the topA red square with a smiling face on it. There’s text that says: “I’m gonna eat you”. The image is noticably compressed
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A black square with a red, blinking outline. Written in the center is: “EVIL AUTISM”
A pink square with a red, blinking outline. Written in the center is: “twink lover”
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A gray square. On it is a skull and corssbones with the text: “Piracy Now!”A gray square. On it is the Quake logo spinning, with the text: “Get Quake Now!”A gray square. On it is a spinning cat face from the game Yume Nikki, and the text: “Dream Now!”A gray square. On it is the Copeland OS logo from Serial Experiments Lain, with the text: “copeland os Now!”
A gray square. On it is Hatsune Miku’s face, with the text: “Vocaloid Now!”A gray square. On it is Lilith, from the movie: “End of Evangelion”, with the text: “Third Impact Now!”A gray square. On it is a spinng floppy disk, with the text: “Pass the Shareware please”A gray square. On the right there’s an image of two connected computers, both having a heart on their screens. There’s also text that reads: “Sharing is caring... seed your torents!
A gray square. On it is a graphic of the letter E, with text that reads: “Eat me now!”A gray square. On it is a marijuana leaf, with the text: “Legalize now!”. The image is noticeably compressed.A gray square. On it is a German flag and the text: “This site contains German Blödsinn”.A gray square. On it is a rotating pentagram, to the left is the text: “Google Chrome is evil!”.
I like ComputerA black square. On it are the logos of several diffrent web broswer, with the text: “Best viewed with any Browser”A graphic of a smiley hittting an ape with a hammer. To the left is the text: “No Fucking Thanks”, the first letter of each word is highlighted in red.A gray square. On it is a blue paw print, with the text: “made with my own two paws”
Madotsuki from Yume Nikki, sitting in a field of white flowers. To the right of Madotsuki, the words Yume Nikki are written in hiragana.The words Death Grips, to the left is a figure in a white hoodie.A cat, with the word “Pingus” in the lower left.Bob from Animal Crossing spinning, a happy expression on his face. Next to him are the words: “Powered by Bob”.
A gif of Ralsei from Deltarune smokingA closeup of Lain, from Serial Experiments Lain’s eyes. A TV filter is put over the image.An animation of Kagamine Len rocking his head back and forth.Susie and Kirs from the game Deltarune. At the bottom text reads: “Kris, where tf are we?”
A rainbow flagA bisexuality flag“This User is a Pac-Man Lover”

⚠️This User has the kind of penis autism that causes delusions⚠️

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DecayWTF
@DecayWTF
countzio
@countzio

I'm collecting shitty twitter ads that make no fucking sense.

countzio
@countzio

YOU THERE, TWITTER USER! DO YOU ENJOY HOBBY? I DO TOO! I PAID $8 TO TELL YOU THIS, REWARD ME!

countzio
@countzio

In which I look at one of these accounts and see that their promoted tweet isn't even an actual thing they have tweeted.

Also this would be the only thing even close to Mercedes-Benz advertising on twitter now lol

countzio
@countzio

The great power of stones.

Edit: Also to no surprise, the account advertising empowering messages just retweets one cryptocurrency account.

countzio
@countzio

Alan Rickman's character from King of The Hill escaped and went to twitter for that second one apparently.

countzio
@countzio

Were it not for the laws of this land, I would see the responsible parties of these two tweets dead.

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TalenLee
@TalenLee

in ye olden days, if you blocked enough brands advertising on twitter you would get to see well, weirdoes who promoted random thoughts, which included famously, 'fed my dog spaghetti,' but my personal line for when you were in the 'good shit' part of twitter ads was when you got to Gluten Free Greg. Gluten Free Greg was a dude whose whole twitter presence was shitting on gluten free bread. He would try all the engagement tricks to his audience of like thirty followers, and all about just making fun specifically of gluten free bread, what its failings were, how it tasted, all that stuff.

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