Tanuki-Computing

♥Be the Freak you want to see♥

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☙Mid twenties, 🇩🇪, White, Bi, Enby, English second language, autistic, actual Tanuki❧.


18+ Only☚. Will be horny on main.


If there’s a post of mine, that you think is missing a tag— don’t hesitate to ask 😊


Also running the account “SuperSonicoOfficial


Pfp sprites taken from here♥.
“Pathetic Man lover” blinkie by @CosmicRot
“Twink Lover” blinkie by @pdf
Xenia button taken from here
Button sources— 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

A red square. Xenia the Linux fox’s face is seen on the left, next to her is the text: “Powered by LINUX”A gif of a shark swimming quickly around a hamburger. The word “Borgor” is written at the topA red square with a smiling face on it. There’s text that says: “I’m gonna eat you”. The image is noticably compressed
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A black square with a red, blinking outline. Written in the center is: “EVIL AUTISM”
A pink square with a red, blinking outline. Written in the center is: “twink lover”
A gray square. On it is a skull and corssbones with the text: “Piracy Now!”A gray square. On it is the Quake logo spinning, with the text: “Get Quake Now!”A gray square. On it is a spinning cat face from the game Yume Nikki, and the text: “Dream Now!”A gray square. On it is the Copeland OS logo from Serial Experiments Lain, with the text: “copeland os Now!”
A gray square. On it is Hatsune Miku’s face, with the text: “Vocaloid Now!”A gray square. On it is Lilith, from the movie: “End of Evangelion”, with the text: “Third Impact Now!”A gray square. On it is a spinng floppy disk, with the text: “Pass the Shareware please”A gray square. On the right there’s an image of two connected computers, both having a heart on their screens. There’s also text that reads: “Sharing is caring... seed your torents!
A gray square. On it is a graphic of the letter E, with text that reads: “Eat me now!”A gray square. On it is a marijuana leaf, with the text: “Legalize now!”. The image is noticeably compressed.A gray square. On it is a German flag and the text: “This site contains German Blödsinn”.A gray square. On it is a rotating pentagram, to the left is the text: “Google Chrome is evil!”.
I like ComputerA black square. On it are the logos of several diffrent web broswer, with the text: “Best viewed with any Browser”A graphic of a smiley hittting an ape with a hammer. To the left is the text: “No Fucking Thanks”, the first letter of each word is highlighted in red.A gray square. On it is a blue paw print, with the text: “made with my own two paws”
Madotsuki from Yume Nikki, sitting in a field of white flowers. To the right of Madotsuki, the words Yume Nikki are written in hiragana.The words Death Grips, to the left is a figure in a white hoodie.A cat, with the word “Pingus” in the lower left.Bob from Animal Crossing spinning, a happy expression on his face. Next to him are the words: “Powered by Bob”.
A gif of Ralsei from Deltarune smokingA closeup of Lain, from Serial Experiments Lain’s eyes. A TV filter is put over the image.An animation of Kagamine Len rocking his head back and forth.Susie and Kirs from the game Deltarune. At the bottom text reads: “Kris, where tf are we?”
A rainbow flagA bisexuality flag“This User is a Pac-Man Lover”

⚠️This User has the kind of penis autism that causes delusions⚠️


JuniperTheory
@JuniperTheory

a lot of people will say "oh a tumblr sexyman is this" or "oh a tumblr sexyman is that" but they describe things that all websites do. things that weren't really tumblr trends, just general sexuality trends. what we gotta do is nail down exactly what was unique about tumblr brain derangement

a tumblrsexyman isn't about the sexy or the man, it's about the bafflement you feel when you are confronted with it. it's about going "why did you draw the triangle as a hot guy" or "this character appears on screen for literally 10 seconds". the less a character SHOULD be a sexy man, the more they fit the category.

the archetype, thus, is a character with no human form or even close representation (whether that be because they are audio only, not in any way human, or whatever) being drawn as a smirking white guy. THAT'S peak TumblrSexyMan right there. your favorite marvel characters don't count, but by god that random drawing of a podcast character playing a disembodied head or something that a bunch of people on tumblr drew as a hot white boy is Exactly It


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in reply to @JuniperTheory's post:

the onceler seems like a bit of an abberation here, but i suppose the movie did already pre-sexymanify him seeing as the original guy was literally just a pair of green gloves

I think a large aspect is the character has to have a complete void of sexual charisma. the onceler as the prototypical sexyman was so baffling despite being human-shaped because he was just a shitty little worm man whose appeal should have been limited to 12 year olds

I have seen people call Dimitri Fire Emblem a sexyman and it's like. Look. I am a certified Dimitri Fire Emblem Enjoyer but finding a guy like that attractive is so incredibly normal that it hurts.