playing serious sam 2, which might be the fakest game ever made. you see ads for this on miniclip. this is what jesse pinkman is playing on the tv. people have tried to capture this aesthetic for years

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playing serious sam 2, which might be the fakest game ever made. you see ads for this on miniclip. this is what jesse pinkman is playing on the tv. people have tried to capture this aesthetic for years
serious sam is the most fun shooter ever made for 20 minutes and then you realize there's 10 hours left and then you wonder how the fuck this series managed to get past the first one.
Ah damn that's the most succinct summary of this series I've ever seen lol
i like serious sam for short little bursts of fun! i do! but to this day the only one ive beaten is 3 and it was horrible.
I've been learning to power through them as some kind of meditative slop experience and unfortunately it is drilling into my brainstem or something. the colors just bleed together in a way that feels like the softest migraine ive ever had
I need to defend Jesse Pinkman’s honour he plays a real game on TV he plays Sonic 06.
I'm noticing now that i made that statement in error. im sorry pinkman, i like sonic 06 too.
this is what michaels son is playing in GTA5. this is what Sims play
this game is so wack but i love it. despite its wackness. the kronor and sirius arcs are probably the most "serious" of them all though. call me a cringe sentimental sap but it genuinely feels like you're actually taking the fight to Mental in those levels
for all the ludicrousness i cant say the scale doesnt feel like shits going DOWN. seeing the hordes genuinely sells how hopeless this fight was if it wasnt for Sam. it's such an essential part of the power fantasy goodness
Serious Sam 2 feels like a game your brain would approximate in a dream