this is like if you were working at McDonald's and a bald eagle flew in and perched on the counter for a couple of hours

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⚠️This User has the kind of penis autism that causes delusions⚠️
this is like if you were working at McDonald's and a bald eagle flew in and perched on the counter for a couple of hours
that is so much bigger than I thought kiwis were! for some reason I believed they were, like, the size of a robin.
if it weren't for the context of all in which we live and what came before us, new zealand is so close to being a richard scarry storybook ass country where firefighters mostly rescue cats from trees
fun fact: my old webcomic included anthropomorphic kiwis: 