Tanuki-Computing

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☙Mid twenties, 🇩🇪, White, Bi, Enby, English second language, autistic, actual Tanuki❧.


18+ Only☚. Will be horny on main.


If there’s a post of mine, that you think is missing a tag— don’t hesitate to ask 😊


Also running the account “SuperSonicoOfficial


Pfp sprites taken from here♥.
“Pathetic Man lover” blinkie by @CosmicRot
“Twink Lover” blinkie by @pdf
Xenia button taken from here
Button sources— 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

A red square. Xenia the Linux fox’s face is seen on the left, next to her is the text: “Powered by LINUX”A gif of a shark swimming quickly around a hamburger. The word “Borgor” is written at the topA red square with a smiling face on it. There’s text that says: “I’m gonna eat you”. The image is noticably compressed
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A black square with a red, blinking outline. Written in the center is: “EVIL AUTISM”
A pink square with a red, blinking outline. Written in the center is: “twink lover”
A gray square. On it is a skull and corssbones with the text: “Piracy Now!”A gray square. On it is the Quake logo spinning, with the text: “Get Quake Now!”A gray square. On it is a spinning cat face from the game Yume Nikki, and the text: “Dream Now!”A gray square. On it is the Copeland OS logo from Serial Experiments Lain, with the text: “copeland os Now!”
A gray square. On it is Hatsune Miku’s face, with the text: “Vocaloid Now!”A gray square. On it is Lilith, from the movie: “End of Evangelion”, with the text: “Third Impact Now!”A gray square. On it is a spinng floppy disk, with the text: “Pass the Shareware please”A gray square. On the right there’s an image of two connected computers, both having a heart on their screens. There’s also text that reads: “Sharing is caring... seed your torents!
A gray square. On it is a graphic of the letter E, with text that reads: “Eat me now!”A gray square. On it is a marijuana leaf, with the text: “Legalize now!”. The image is noticeably compressed.A gray square. On it is a German flag and the text: “This site contains German Blödsinn”.A gray square. On it is a rotating pentagram, to the left is the text: “Google Chrome is evil!”.
I like ComputerA black square. On it are the logos of several diffrent web broswer, with the text: “Best viewed with any Browser”A graphic of a smiley hittting an ape with a hammer. To the left is the text: “No Fucking Thanks”, the first letter of each word is highlighted in red.A gray square. On it is a blue paw print, with the text: “made with my own two paws”
Madotsuki from Yume Nikki, sitting in a field of white flowers. To the right of Madotsuki, the words Yume Nikki are written in hiragana.The words Death Grips, to the left is a figure in a white hoodie.A cat, with the word “Pingus” in the lower left.Bob from Animal Crossing spinning, a happy expression on his face. Next to him are the words: “Powered by Bob”.
A gif of Ralsei from Deltarune smokingA closeup of Lain, from Serial Experiments Lain’s eyes. A TV filter is put over the image.An animation of Kagamine Len rocking his head back and forth.Susie and Kirs from the game Deltarune. At the bottom text reads: “Kris, where tf are we?”
A rainbow flagA bisexuality flag“This User is a Pac-Man Lover”

⚠️This User has the kind of penis autism that causes delusions⚠️


rykarn
@rykarn

(The caption in the images translates to 'Click on the object with the shortest life span')

I've seen some shitty captchas shared by others that blow this out of the water but god damn this is the worst one I have ever encountered in the wild on my own.

Like, I try to imagine using the internet if you are not a turbo nerd like me. What would it be like to be confronted by stuff like this if you have very limited or no prior exposure to computers, but you just are forced into using them because we keep increasingly structuring our society around everyone being able to participate in the internet? What would go through my head seeing this then? What goes through my head when every god damn site has a big banner talking about consent for 'cookies'? What the fuck is a 'cookie' even? Why am I asked to do a fucking fever-dream puzzle where I need to compare the life time of a hamburger and a stick of glue in order to transfer money?

Every website absolutely requiring ad blocking in order to be usable, but ad blocking being something requiring an above-basic level of technical literacy to install or even being aware of. Your OS scraping your screen, your browser history, never letting you opt out unless you know how to use regedit and how to search the internet for what keys to change (and repeat using it after every OS update).

Fuck, man. Technology is embarrassing. The sun is shining so I'm going outside.


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in reply to @rykarn's post:

The ironic part is more aggressive ad blocking can cause extra captchas

Do they have the text only captchas in Sweedish? I can't remember the one I got from hcaptcha last time but I recall it being a lot less annoying. Might be an option in the kebab menu