Take a chain restaurant and swap the vowels around:
- Ilave Gorden
- Banaheni
- Goldon Carrel
- Birger Kung
- Teca Boll
- Sborra
directly inspired by this good @lutz post https://cohost.org/lutz/post/6359324-biffalo-wuld-wungs

☙Mid twenties, 🇩🇪, White, Bi, Enby, English second language, autistic, actual Tanuki❧.
☛18+ Only☚. Will be horny on main.
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⚠️This User has the kind of penis autism that causes delusions⚠️
Take a chain restaurant and swap the vowels around:
directly inspired by this good @lutz post https://cohost.org/lutz/post/6359324-biffalo-wuld-wungs
Tried to make one with Chuck E. Cheese then realized there's only one "U" and the rest are "E"s, and none of the possible swaps for the "U" change it enough to read as anything but the original
Feels like some kind of medium sized furry creature that would look really fantastic as a practical puppet but in modern Star Wars is just a reminder of how uncanny CGI fur is no matter how much money and R&D gets thrown at it
Chopetli
Panara Breed
Aetbock Stoukheusa
Fuve Gyis
Jick Entho Bax
Rod Rebin
Bajon Gles
Uutbock Staakheeso (and his cousin, Tuxos Radheeso)
Eppla Bees
Penchoras. Cerobia Cuffoe. Toca Temi. Dotch Brus. Toco Jahns. This has changed my life
If you try to do this to the Australian version of Burger King you actually get a Mission to Zyxx name instead (iykyk)
Australia time:
Rood Rester
Hangry Jucks
Gazmun y Gemoz
Lo Parchetto
Pencoka Parlaur