Coherent Systems Electraclear Audiophile Unit 1 AC harmonic resonance generator. MSRP: $400

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Coherent Systems Electraclear Audiophile Unit 1 AC harmonic resonance generator. MSRP: $400
I can't tell what the funniest part of this is, but I'm leaning towards either the text inside the box just too give a veneer of pretentious reality, or the filed off IC label.
it may not surprise you to learn that the "eau2" is still on sale; it doesn't even pretend to have a fancy box. retail price only $250!
they put a sticker on the outside saying DONT OPEN THIS and then one on the inside saying This Is Not A Scam :) in case you open it anyway lol
I love that this thing has a sticker inside that basically says “Now, before you get mad at me…”