me? oh I'm very normal!
pushes up mirrored sunglasses, but not before you get a glimpse of metallic-orange eyes
haha yes I'm just, uh, very normal human me. just another human on the daily grind, doing, uh, agriculture.
gives an awkward grimace, flashing oddly-sharp canines
uh. speaking of agriculture. mind telling me where you keep all the, uh, goats? ya know. From one human to another.
they do not know where the goats are either and it's about to get really awkward
i mean
more awkward
One very confused farmer wondering why two totally normal humans are wandering up from the pasture with very happy expressions. And the air smells like barbecue.