corporate "all hands" meetings are great because nothing gives me writing inspiration like hearing the CEO say "instead of failing fast, we're going to succeed fast"

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corporate "all hands" meetings are great because nothing gives me writing inspiration like hearing the CEO say "instead of failing fast, we're going to succeed fast"
Instead of failing fast, we will set arbitrary and unattainable goals to ensure we fail slowly but surely
I swear, CEOs are the business version of tenured professors. They’re invincible and they know it, so they feel like they can say whatever dumb shit they want without having to suffer the consequences or explain anything.
Yea, they are pretty much expected to say this shit, though I don't know who in the audience cares to hear it