The Fighting Doll

the best part is it really WAS a shader compilation error, not an intentional joke. I was working on translucent surface rendering, which involved multipass rendering into some intermediate targets, and one of the early passes failed to compile but the specular and compositing shaders didn't, resulting in Shaded Shader Error

That's the look most things should have in my book.

you ruined a perfectly good beach ball is what you did. look at it, it's got anxiety

"Do you think they'll notice" 😰

"They say the victim was bounced to death... You wouldn't know anything about this, would you?"

"N-not at all Lieutenant..."

When you ponder the orb so intensely it gets nervous

Please don't kinkshame Rover from "The Prisoner"

it looks very physical! that's really cool. if you hadn't said it's a bug we would have stared at it for a long time trying to be sure

God thank you for this, made my day