It's the end of summer, so that means it's Get in the Car, Loser!'s second anniversary! ...wow, how has it been so long already? To everyone who's joined us on this adventure, thank you so much—it means the world to us!

For everyone else... to celebrate the anniversary, we're doing a special single day 50% off sale over on itch.io! There's no better time to enjoy the two years worth of bugfixes, patches, and new features we've added to the game since release—plus our biggest sale ever on the hefty universe-expanding story chapter The Fate of Another World, that tells the story of your favourite hero's favourite hero.

so i got the wikipedia donation message and decided to kick em a few bucks -- i like their product, i want them to have a little walkin' around money -- and afterwards they took me to a screen full of thanks, requests for more money, and

um

???

I can no longer show the MIRTH I am experiencing in text. I am forced to 😀! by default, I must instead 😁! and yet this still does not convey the same emotion as :D! My full digital self laid low, compacted into a numb representation of itself.

We used to be netizens. We used to trawl the information superhighway. We used to be a society. Look at what we've been reduced to.

Born to :D! forced to 😄,😙, and 🤣

remembering when i was in 9th grade and my high school english teacher, in an attempt to make a point about how wikipedia was an unreliable source, printed out the article on our high school and proceeded to read paragraph after paragraph of vandalism that i had added the previous weekend