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my brain every waking moment i lack sufficient external stimuli: "hmmm. boring. involuntary nap for 5-20 minutes okay?"
my brain as soon as i get in bed: "sleep sucks actually. have we considered lying awake and hallucinating for 3 hours instead?"
you dont even understand the amount of girls i need to do this to. and all of them are so Fucking FAR AWAY 😭😭😭😭