Square finally made another JRPG-ass JRPG! I'm wandering around a big cool world listening to cool music! I'm doing absurd quests for bizarre NPCs! I'm using more than one character in combat! I'm hanging out with a ragtag band of anime dumbasses pushed to the limits of emotional stress! There's a card game!
I dunno who gave them permission to get this Fucking Weird with it but that decision is absolutely paying off
Final Fantasy VII Remake (2020):
"Haha you THOUGHT it was an HD remaster but actually this whole plot is incomprehensible unless you played the original and can tell which specific details are sending things off the rails"
Final Fantasy VII Rebirth (2024):
"HAHA I HOPE YOU PLAYED CRISIS CORE FOR THE SONY PSP MOTHERFUCKER"
