lawrence invents derivatives trading in like the year 1630 in order to scam a guy (who is evil, so it's fine), and the guy's like "okay I'm trying to figure out if I'm being scammed here. why are we doing financial instruments instead of just exchanging money for commodities"
GOOD FUCKING QUESTION MY DUDE
whomst among us would not precipitate the 2008 global financial crisis in order to impress wolfgirl gf
