but it exists, has caffeine, and its garlic and black pepper yakisoba flavored

Twenty-something.
I enjoy video games, mainly Dark Souls and Monster Hunter. I will talk about those topics often and for extended periods of time.
you can find me on my twitter but I mostly just retweet women on there
My wife lives here.

"There is no path. Beyond the scope of light, beyond the reach of Dark... what could possibly await us? And yet, we seek it, insatiably... Such is our fate."
but it exists, has caffeine, and its garlic and black pepper yakisoba flavored
This is giving me 1980s movie magic vibes. Like the main character eats this and is then consumed by that superimposed lightning effect, and then sucked into whatever videogame he's playing. Like the love child of Tron and Last Action Hero.