february

slides into ur slip-n-slide wearing eggbug arm floaties

this back yard's collection of rock decorations

placed on either side of the slippery slide

are intended to challenge your slipping and sliding,

with perilous pokers throughout the whole ride —

without competent caution, too callous a crack

at courting cohost posters could, in fact, cause

your abundantly buoyant eggbug armband baloons

to burst quite abruptly, thus thwarting your sauce