Getting dressed to go shopping. Put down socks on the bed. Put pants on chair, which is a different place, for some reason. 'I should put socks on first' I think, a stranger to my mind's own machinations, then turn to the socks and think 'wait no that's ridiculous, pants first' as if it mattered, then turn around and think 'wait, where did I put the pants I just put down one second ago' as if I wasn't now facing them.
I then sat down to post this, got distracted, and am now posting it. Someone save me from my own ADHD please