It's true that I used to be a villain, but that was a long time ago! Now I'm just an ordinary clown on the internet who's trying to get by. 🎨 #alacriart nsfw: #alacriaR18
Mahjong! Will I rank down at last? Oh, it's so romantic on the borderline...
Sakura Wars! Could it be? Finally? A girl who is nice to me?
Pokemon White Nuzlocke! Onto the 7th Gym! The horrid deer will never bother me again!
Anonymous User asked: what was your last gig as a villain before you gave it up?
I wish I could say I went out with a bang, but it was ultimately more of a whimper.
I was only active for a year or two, during a boom of magical villainy in the city. By the end of it, most of my colleagues (if I could even call them that, it's not as if we made a habit of cooperating) had been soundly defeated. Things were quieting down, so I'd thought I'd liven them up again with a bit of my usual mischief. Spread some dancing plague magic, and lead everyone to the park to dance the night away against their will.
...but as the hours dragged on, I realized that this time, no one would be coming to stop me. The magical girls who had protected the city from ne'er-do-wells like me had packed it up as well. And I think it all clicked for me then, hovering above a throng of sweaty, flailing, unhappy people. Being a career criminal wasn't for me; I figured that out early on. But what kept me going was being able to keep monopolize heroes' attention and, if only for a moment, keep them all to myself.
If I didn't have them, what did I have?
A drafty abandoned warehouse on the outskirts?
A pile of stolen money I didn't know how to spend?
I never even graduated high school.
I released the spell and fled the scene. At the time, it's not like I'd decided that would be the last time, but as the months turned into years, I realized I didn't have it in me anymore, and so it was.
Anonymous Guest asked: Ever pied anyone in the face, or ever want to pie someone in a face?
Not yet, surprisingly! Though I sure would like to...
As for people I'd like to pie in the face, there are plenty. 😈
Pokemon White Nuzlocke continues!
I've really begun to hit my stride! ...which would make it all the SILLIER if I were to trip and fall, don't you think?