little known wizard fact but the reason you aren't "legally" allowed to cast spells in grocery stores is not for like public safety reason but more that the amount of MP you could draw from even a single can of four loko is far to much to handle with like several spellcasters to split it between
chugging down 16 energy drinks in a futile effort to meet the gods "man the shit i'm about to conjure up on this orb y'all have absolutely no goddamn clue"
the coven, assembled in the grove, all ready for the ritual to begin
the forbidden Eight Loko is unveiled
BY THE NINE DIVINES, THIS CANNOT BE
