after 40 days of solitary meditation the wise man emerged from the cave. his followers all gathered outside stood awaiting a grand revelation, their murmured died out as their leader entered the light again.

silence hung heavy in the air, as if even the wind itself knew a great truth was about to be spoken into the world.

at last, the wise man spoke, and these were his words:
"from the perspective of fluor a baguette is a really thick spaghetto"