i was waking up, my eyes were blurry, thought it said "NEED BONES? 100% BUY BACK GUARANTEE" like some kind of skeleton rental services
BRB writing an urban fantasy about big city necromancers having trouble raising enough of the dead to be able to do their work, so whole industries have sprung up to support them and deliver bones by the truckload, with slogans like "There in 30 minutes, or you get the driver's for free"